“A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.”
“People are so stubborn they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers.”
“People are so ungrateful they would rather sleep in their bed of nails rather than in my bed of flowers just because a few flowers are dead.”
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
“Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.”
Norman Vincent Peale
“My last words to members were 'let's vote yes, let's get into bed together, I hope you respect me in the morning'.”
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