“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
“A modern whore is one who falls in a cesspool full of horny internet wolves and coexists with each of them.”
Francesco Nicholas Cece
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
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