“The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.”
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough”
“To deny someone's humour is to deny their humanity”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.”
“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”
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