“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
“If you are looking for a friendship that is forever loyal, always humble, never criticizing, and constantly listening.... than buy a dog.”
“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates”
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
“They were all lost, including adults and puppies.”
“They are not allowed to gas litters of kittens or puppies, which they did. They're not allowed to gas pregnant mothers, which they did. I mean, there were just so many laws that they were breaking.”
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