“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
“I'm not snoring, I'm purring.”
“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
“Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.”
“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”
“It could be something like Scotch Tape, where you just roll it out and stick in on the back of your device and go.”
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