“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.”
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