“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“Burn my face into your mind. I know you're not looking at me. But, you know I'm here and you can hear me. This is the face that helped to bring justice and equity back into the city.”
victims' father of Chandler Rapist Santa Batiz-Aceves
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