“They had a big dinner at the church after the funeral; when we got back, I found out then he had used duct tape.”
“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
“I'm trying to imagine a life without duct tape. It's too terrible to contemplate.”
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
“F**k, it's like they've never seen a f**king duct tape wall before.”
“WAP is sort of wireless duct tape.”
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