“I have two brain cells left, and one of them is busy reminding me to buy toilet paper.”
“Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.”
“I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk about dingle berries and other toilet paper related issues?”
“Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.”
Peter Nivio Zarlenga
“Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.”
“Crystal dressed up as a mummy for Halloween by wrapping herself with toilet paper and ace bandages.”
“I don't have to take showers with other women anymore. I don't have to flush a toilet somebody left something in before I use it. I can sleep when I want to.”
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