“How vainly men themselves amaze, / To win the palm, the oak, or bays; / And their incessant labours see / Crowned from some single herb or tree.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”
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