“The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.”
“You wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again.'”
“Someday we may have as many followers as the harpsichord.”
“The organ is on a downhill trend. It's following the harpsichord.”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
“Eat, drink and be scary”
Contributed by: robert
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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