“As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden, - "Speech is silver, Silence is golden;" or, as I might rather express it, Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity”
“One of the Swiss players swore at me and showed me the finger, and when he says he didn't do it, everyone believes him.”
“Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!”
“Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.”
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
“The only nation I've ever been tempted to feel really racist about are the Swiss - a whole country of phobic hand washers living in a giant Barclays Bank”
“The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress”
Quotes Daddy offers a number of tools for developers and bloggers to integrate quotes into their site including customizable widgets, embeddable quotes and API.
Over 1,000,000 famous quotes and user quotes that you can save to your favorites, share with friends and add to your site, blog or social network.