“People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.”
“Why put fears in people's hearts? Go home!”
“What world say's not you'r business but what your heart and mind say's that's very important!”
Shanuka Shasthri Fernando
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
“Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
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