“I am not interested in the ephemeral-such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.”
“So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'”
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
“If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!”
“If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.”
John Maynard Keynes
“Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.”
“Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.”
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