“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

“This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cope with 9th grade algebra. And then I remember taking an aptitude test when I was a sophomore in high school, and they said, "You should probably consider not going to college." Then they said, "Well, what would you like to do?"”

John Warnock

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

Billy Connolly

“I didn't hear a question, That is algebra, and you could do it, yes.”

Tim Belden

“If there are an infinite amount of numbers, then there are an infinite amount of ways to name numbers. Therefore, infinity is a number.”

Muhammed Ammad Hashmi

“If you don't know your algebra, you'll blow the lights and ruin the scene.”

Greg Hauptner

“The parent does not have to know Algebra II by asking these questions.”

Dr. Henry Johnson