“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

Billy Connolly

“This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cope with 9th grade algebra. And then I remember taking an aptitude test when I was a sophomore in high school, and they said, "You should probably consider not going to college." Then they said, "Well, what would you like to do?"”

John Warnock

“Algebra is a form of low cunning.”

William James

“I don't think they can do as well if they haven't had algebra I and II and geometry, and are avid readers. Our counselors make sure these kids know they have to have the proper courses to take the test, but we do not discourage them from taking the test if they haven't had those classes yet.”

Reed Jackson

“If there are an infinite amount of numbers, then there are an infinite amount of ways to name numbers. Therefore, infinity is a number.”

Muhammed Ammad Hashmi

“As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.”

Cokie Roberts