“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

“This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cope with 9th grade algebra. And then I remember taking an aptitude test when I was a sophomore in high school, and they said, "You should probably consider not going to college." Then they said, "Well, what would you like to do?"”

John Warnock

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

Billy Connolly

“If there are an infinite amount of numbers, then there are an infinite amount of ways to name numbers. Therefore, infinity is a number.”

Muhammed Ammad Hashmi

“It is vain futility to analyze the algebra of time.”

Dejan Stojanovic

“When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Chemistry class.”

Lori Brautigam

“There is nothing I detest more than an algebraic word problem.”

Dedrick D. L. Pitter