“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
“These are new ones, because the original ladies were made out of zinc and no one works in zinc anymore. These should last 50 years plus.”
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more, Men were deceivers ever, One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never”
“If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.”
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
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