“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it”
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
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