“What happened is that the bar ran out of liquor -- they took away the punch bowl.”
“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
W. C. Fields
“Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other.”
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
“Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.”
“Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.”
“What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by government determined to suppress political opposition under the guise of sedition”
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