“I actually had a funny feeling that we would play each other this week, but when I mentioned it at dinner the other night everybody just laughed it off.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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