“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
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