“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
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