“Cucumbers are like virgins, they do not keep long”
“Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.”
“A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing”
“Raw cucumber makes the churchyards prosperous”
“Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake...Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.”
“He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers.”
“My favorite is the one with the train, the California roll and the cucumber roll.”
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