“What happened is there were feces on the mat. Someone had diarrhea on the mat.”
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane; either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do”
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it”
“We feel this is a very promising concept for a vaccine for traveler's diarrhea.”
A. Louis Bourgeois
“They have no diapers, and they all have diarrhea and they pee all over the place. I'd get pee and diarrhea all over my skirt. You just have to get used to it.”
“Columbus is about to become the diarrhea capitol of the nation,”
“I felt better within 10 days. My diarrhea started to disappear; the bloating started to disappear. My stomach wasn't hurting as much. I felt great.”
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