“So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'”
“People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.”
“An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you”
“Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.”
“I had not taken a bath in a year nor changed my clothes or removed them except to stick a needle every hour in the fibrous grey wooden flesh of heroin addiction. . . . I did absolutely nothing.”
William S. Burroughs
“When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.”
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