“I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.”
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
“Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.”
“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
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