“Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, "Shake well before using." That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.”
Edward Everett Hale
“Pet Peeve: pill bottles that say, "Take one tablet daily by mouth." Where the heck do they THINK I'm gonna put it?”
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
W. C. Fields
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