“The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.”
“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
“Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.”
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