“Some stories are true that never happened.”
“Believe me when i say;
I know the 'U' in ugly.
Never did it lie to me.”
“An electric guitar is a gay version of an electric bass.”
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“What everybody did is they tripped.”
“Until and unless it's about "Naughty America", I don't give a fuck about America.”
“Life is like a porn movie, no matter what but you still gotta continue smiling.”
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