“Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.”
Rita Mae Brown
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