“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.”
“I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.”
“We live in the 21st century, the wisest generation yet to come, where you have the freedom to say anything you want, sue anyone and for anything, and wear a trash bag in style.”
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