“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
““An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.””
““All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.””
““Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.””
Jane J Hauck
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
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