“I don't make no dirty movements”
“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because I've seen so many things that have offended me that I cannot deal with in terms of laughter.”
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.”
William S. Gilbert
“My book is not a book of dirty stories. There are no shocking revelations. I wasn't looking for any and I didn't find any.”
“There's no way to really ration dirty laundry. It's there every week, and it has to be done. It's not like you can stockpile your laundry and wait for prices to come down.”
“constant construction, low ceilings, no windows and dirty everything.”
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