“I don't like Wal-Mart. People smell funny.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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