“It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.”
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“Humor is tragedy plus time”
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.”
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