“I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.”
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
“After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
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