“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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