“My manager wants me to dress like a nun and I want to dress like a teenager.”
“Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways”
Christina of Sweden
“Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train.”
“Nuns fret not at their convent's narrow room;And hermits are contented with their cells.”
“Either he's got a lot of nuns praying for him at St. Joseph's or he's got Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle looking down on him and giving him a great day.”
“Three nuns are skinny-dipping on Lake Travis. And a very cute pug dog floats out on a door and bites them and turns them into zombies.”
“The Patriot Act does not require that nuns' bank accounts be frozen. The Patriot Act has a lot of problems, but that's not one of them.”
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