“Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.”
“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”
“Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.”
“That was the second hardest thing I had to do. I had to hold it. I had to pee so bad, but there was a big line in front of me and I had to hold it.”
“There are people who walk against wind and there are people who pee against the wind.”
“happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.”
“You don't need your mouth to pee.”
The Brothers Grimm
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