“I guess we're happy for the moisture, but we're a little nervous about our new calves.”
“I'm happy my calves have made a name for themselves. I wish it was me, but I'm happy for my calves.”
“Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.”
“We should have a dozen calves from those top two cows.”
“Both of my calves cramped up really bad. I went back in, but they cramped up again. But, we believe in our bench and they did a great job once again.”
“There are flocks of vultures attacking newborn calves.”
“Just like humans, if you agitate (the cows) a little, excite them, the calves drop like son of a guns.”
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