“If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“If a woman has a biological clock, than a man has an inner compass, that sends him off in all directions”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
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