“You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power”
“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”
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