“When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
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