“Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time”
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.”
“I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime.”
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