“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”
“The rationale set for the establishment of public institutions of learning has shifted, and that is attributable to the global economic meltdown whose negative effect is ubiquitously felt.”
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
“It is understandable that the public is concerned but they need not be unduly alarmed as all the necessary measures are being, and will continue to be, taken.”
“This is not a joke. We are very serious about doing this for the City.”
“We're serious. This isn't a joke, ... If an entire town changed its name to DISH, you can't buy that publicity.”
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