“How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones.”
“New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
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