“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
“Dear God, where art thou? more or less importantly, whom.”
Daniel Robert O'Neill
“Difficult to believe with all this disease, how have faith when fear is state, driven by fate of mass corruption, destruction. Who will save us now, this is no time to bow”
“I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious - unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind and keep them shut by force”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
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