“Players, Sir! I look upon them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint-stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs”
“But it is said and ever shall, Between two stools lieth the fall”
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
“While between two stools my tail go to the ground”
“You can also have oil leaking out of your bottom that was part of your stool, so it's sort of brown-colored and foul-smelling.”
“There was no brick that came through my window. It was actually a toilet-stool full of feces.”
“When we hit the store, the police were on the scene. We were literally picked off the stools and taken to the holding cell.”
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