“Do not stir up dust or materials that may be contaminated with rodent droppings and urine. Now is a good time to use caution while opening up cabins that have been closed for the winter.”
“Let him not eat, dressed with one garment only, let him not bathe naked, let him not void urine on a road, on ashes, or in a cow pen.”
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
“We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.”
“Others think it's a little cut, or something in their urine.”
“I guess they spray out the urine and fake out the probation officer.”
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