“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
“Nothing takes a bigger toll on the employee morale, sales productivity and organization’s profitability with sustainability than the raging and rampant office politics in the working environment.”
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
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