“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
“How many legs does a dog have, if you call his tail a leg? The answer is four, because calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.”
“No. The mule has just four legs. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.”
“If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.”
“What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?”
“One wants to mutter deeply that apart from having two good legs I also have two good degrees and it is just possible that I do know what I'm talking about”
“I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.”
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