“Do you realize there's no place to have a birthday party in Harlem? You have to go below 96th St..”
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
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