“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Of course you can say, "I wouldn't trade it for the world!" If you somehow managed to obtain the world I'm sure you can pull off getting "it" back afterwards.”
Bryan A Roberts
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“I'm remarkably intuitive; therefore, I know that my instincts will not always be right.”
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
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