“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
“Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
“The eldest alone may take the whole paternal estate, the others shall live under him just as ,they lived under their father.”
“It would have been easy to establish paternity, but because he didn't, now Chris is likely going to suffer the consequences.”
“We are always busiest during the run-up to Spring Festival. It is the peak time for paternity tests.”
“I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.”
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