“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
“Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
“We are always busiest during the run-up to Spring Festival. It is the peak time for paternity tests.”
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
“Not surprisingly, the disclosure of information about unsuspected paternity comes with potentially devastating effects.”
David L. Katz
“I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.”
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